- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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