- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you rule?

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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