Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

smell the vitamin C

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

My kids are mistakes.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Scott Gomez

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

William wright is Gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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