Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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The Game.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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all hail based mark

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