- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How would you rule?

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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