How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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