What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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The Moon Landing.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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