why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

being sober in a bar fight

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Nickleback.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

An Artic Storm.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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