the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Knock, Knock ...

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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