What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

i'm hard

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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