- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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