Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Do you love me? No.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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YOU

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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