- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

i'm hard

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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