Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

once you go black your credit goes wack

what tall and looks like a jew?

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Anti Joke

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