Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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NEVER

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Terry has ebola

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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