- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Asians.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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