- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What stops a train? A missile

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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