Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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