- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

i'm hard

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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