- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

knock knock come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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