- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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