So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Terry has ebola

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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NEVER

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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