Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Your mums a potato

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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