Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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homosexuals are gay

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Caca.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Asians.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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black people

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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