- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

whats 69+2? 71

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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