- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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