- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a black man? Black

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what's black and can't swim?

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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