Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a man makes a bad joke

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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