A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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