roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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