What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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