- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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