- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

William wright is Gay

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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