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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

So does Blake

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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