A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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