When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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