Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

cats are pussies

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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