- Anti Joke

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

cats are pussies

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

This statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

God. God.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.