Nickleback.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Women's rights

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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