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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.