How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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I just drank a cola.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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