- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Women can vote? WTF

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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