- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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