You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Are you a tree

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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