- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Luke Hardie is G@Y

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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