DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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mark lawson likes boys

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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