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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Your Mother

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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