- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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