your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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