- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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