Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Of course, first door on your left

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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