- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

woman..parallel parking

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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