If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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ur mum

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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