- Anti Joke

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!