There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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all jokes aside...

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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obama

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Women

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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