- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

I like the color potato.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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