Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

hey John will you make some copies

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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why dont they make black forks

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

I'm hungry.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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