- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What color is red paint? Red

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How old is your mom Dead

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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