- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit