What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Lewis

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Woman rights.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Potato!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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