An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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