- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Women's rights.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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