- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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