What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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