- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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