- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A man killed himself.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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