What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Tunechi

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Women's Rights

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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