Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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