Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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800 people died last year. end of story

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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