- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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