why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Poop!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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I'm hungry.

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why dont they make black forks

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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