Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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