A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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