Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

I like the color potato.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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