Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Okay, after this one then...

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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the WNBA

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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