Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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your life

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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