Wenis Penis

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Wanker

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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sharks

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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