Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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