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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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