- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

This statement is false.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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