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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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You suck big fat slobber

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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