What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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