- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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