A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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This statement is false.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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God. God.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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