A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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