When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A man... walks.

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Nick Cannon

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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