- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.