How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why? Why Not?

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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dry handjob

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Anti Joke

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