I dont have a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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