Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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