- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Nickleback.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

dry handjob

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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