whats my name? Matt

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Mullets

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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