What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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