what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Whats white? A fridge

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

dick dick dick... frogs

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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